Friday, November 18, 2005

Santa's Gone On Strike

Santa Claus has gone on strike! He's had enough and left so he won't be coming back any sooner!
He's sick of whining children, he's sick of spoilt little brats wanting this and that and he's sick of kids crying and chucking vomits on him when they sit on his laps! But most of all he's sick of parents telling the kids what to ask for their presents and instructing Santa what to tell the kids they should be getting this Christmas! He's just sick of everything, he wants out, he wants a new career but bringing presents to children is all he's good at so he's gone on strike and no one cares.

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