Sunday, August 13, 2006

The Green Naked Lady

I heard about a green naked lady in the Fitzroy Gardens so I just had to go see her! She's only there for 2 to 3 weeks before she's gone for good so it is of the utmost importance that I see her now.

Here she is! Meet Miss Carex, she's 5 meters long but will spend the rest of her limited time lying down in the Conservatory of the Fitzroy Gardens.

She is named after the grass that is used for her hair, her face is made of moss and most of her is made of all-round grass over wire-mesh and coconut-fibre padding.


Miss Carex requires daily trimming from head to toe to keep her looking her best but after 2 to 3 weeks, she will start to turn brown and then its the compost heap for her!

28 comments:

Mei said...

hey, where in glen waverley is that pj malaysian restaurant? LOoks pretty yum! I wanna go try :D

5xmom.com said...

That's like 36C to me. LOL

seefei said...

i am sure there is a ham yue below the grass... ask wingz!!

Wuching said...

mei: here's the detail; PJ Malaysian Cuisine

(03) 9561 8337, 171 Coleman Pde Glen Waverley 3150

its along springvale rd!

5xmom: they dun make her size thats why she's naked!

see fei: can u smell the ham yue from there?

Helen said...

Can't wait to meet the 'naked green male.' lol

Anonymous said...

she is so 'green'

Francis Ho said...

goes to show that good looks dont last - they turn brown eventually ...

thanks for sharing this!

they should put one up in Trengganu! Preferably at a big roundabout ...

Admin said...

hahaha.. looks like the malaysian bigfoot! if you straighten her hands, she will be ablw to touch her calf.

Anonymous said...

Uncle..Kelantan would be better...hehehe hahahahahahha..am picturing nik aziz covering it with cow dung hahahaha.

Aiyo...the lady needs a complete overhaul for the hair lah...I dnt think any decent ladies would want their hair to be like that in public

Wuching said...

helen: that one i'll paint my body for u to see only!

che-cheh: too green for ur liking?

fh2o: oo..dun go there..dangerous ground!

ah pek: maybe she is the malaysian bigfoot!

QV: thats the latest style mah!

me said...

hmmm, her hair looks like it could do with some styling.

Anonymous said...

See..I am no the only one who said that..hehehehe

Wuching said...

me & QV: u know why her hair not nice? coz she was created by a guy! hehehehe

Anonymous said...

Hmmm..didn't u know that the best hairstylist around are guys?

J said...

Haha... that's a really creative way to grow grass!
:)

seefei said...

wat abt a similar project in your backyard kebun for the green man?

Cocka Doodle said...

**cocka look here and there, still can't find her bush** LOL

Tiffany L said...

"Miss Carex requires daily trimming from head to toe"

i would suggest waxing... but then again...

Anonymous said...

Dem, didn't know coconut fibre makes such a sexy breast! *stuffing, stuffing*

Wuching said...

QV: those r not guys, they r pondans!

j: yes! :)

see fei: aiyo..why man lah?

cocka: brasilian mah!

hedo: cannot wax her, she needs a bit of fine grass..

hijackqueen: gives u idea doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

thanks for the infor spread out..will check it out this weekend!

Wuching said...

naiveidealist: sure, no problemo!

seefei said...

i tot u owe Helen one... refer ur answer to her comment LOL

Wuching said...

see fei: yes, but thats for helen's eyes only..u cannot see wan!

SA: what's better? a gal that not only lies there but knows other positions oso! hahahaha!

Fashionasia said...

ok i missed this post.
But i didn't see this at Fitzroy Garden leh!!!

Wuching said...

fashionasia: when did u go there? this is only here for a couple of weeks.

Fashionasia said...

Was there end July...close to august.Cant remember the date...prob around 28th Jul?? Probably wasnt there yet! drats....

Wuching said...

fashionasia: aiya! u should've look me up!